We've spent years achieving the perfect blend of lemon-lime tang and energy-boosting natural ingredients. At last, we're proud to introduce our latest soft drink delight: Mountain Dewn't™!

The only thing more refreshing than a can of "dew"... is a can't of Dewn't™.

• Heat 3 quarts of vegetable, peanut, or canola oil to 450°F in a dutch oven or deep fryer.

• Mix 1 cup of flour with 1 tbsp salt, ½ tsp baking powder, and ½ tsp freshly ground black pepper.

• Pat 12 ice cubes with a kitchen towel to dry.

• Lightly coat ice cubes in the flour mixture; be sure to shake off any excess flour.

• Place all 12 floured ice cubes in a spider strainer or deep fryer basket. (No need to separate into batches—it's just ice, so they won't stick.)

• Fry for 3–4 minutes, until browned and crispy.

• Let cool for 5 minutes before consuming!

(Do not try this at home.)

Looking for a fun, colorless cooking supply to forget about in the back of your cupboard? Well look no further!

No-Purpose Flour is perfect for filling glass containers on your countertop, in your pantry, or anywhere else! Chemically inactive and made from 100% inedible materials, No-Purpose Flour is perfect for none of your kitchen needs.